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Why is it hard to fool a snake? You can't pull his leg. --------------- What animal doesn't play fair? A cheetah ------ How do you get down from an elephant? You don't get down from an elephant. You get down from a goose. --------------- Why did the farmer name his pig Ink? Because it kept running out of the pen. ---------- Why does a giraffe have such a long neck? Because his head is so far away from his body. --------- What did one octopus say to another? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand. ---------- What do kangaroos have that no other animals have? Baby Kangaroos. -------------- How do you keep an elephant from charging? Take away his credit card. -------------------- I lost my dog. Why not put an ad in the paper? That wouldn't do any good. My dog can't read. ---------------- Where do you put dogs to get them off the street? In a barking lot. |
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scroll down for answers after you read it the answers are very small How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Lantern? ---------------- What was the witches favorite subject in school? ----------- What do birds give out on Halloween? With a pumpkin patch Spelling Tweets |
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Last updated on: July 21, 2002
What happens when you throw a big rock in the Atlantic Ocean? It gets wet. --------- Why shouldn't you tell a secret to a pig? Because he is a squealer. ---------------- Where do frogs sit? On toadstools ----------- Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall. ------------- Why did the nutty kid throw butter out the window? He wanted to see a butterfly. ------------- What paper makes you itch? Scratch paper ----------------- What can you break without touching it? Your promise. --------------- What is a Mexican weather report? Chili today, hot tomale. -------------- What insect gets A's in English? A spelling bee. --------------- What kind of bath can you take without getting wet? A sun bath. ------------------- |
New Jokes for Derek. July 21, 2002 "Knock-knock." Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys summer. Aren't you? Knock-knock Who's there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito bit me. Knock-knock. Who's there? Andy. Andy who? And he bit me again! Knock-knock Who's there? Zoom Zoom who? Zoom did you expect? Knock-knock Who's there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? Jimmy a little kiss. Knock-knock. Who's there? Phyllis. Phyllis who? Phyllis in on the news. Knock-knock Who's there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan somebody your own size. Knock-knock Who's there? Marcella Marcella who? Marcella's where I do the washing. Knock-knock Who's there? Isabella Isabella who? Isabella ringing? Answer the door! Knock-knock Who's there? Noah Noah who? Noah a good place to eat around here? Knock-knock. Who's there? Megan. Megan who? Megan end to these knock-knock jokes, before I knock-knock you! |
Why isn't your nose twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot. What color is a ghost? Boo What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? I'm deeply shocked! What keeps the moon in place? Its beams. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? Gee, you're booooooo-tiful. What man earns his living by driving his customers away? A taxi driver. Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter. What is easy to get into and hard to get out of? Trouble. Why did the little girl eat bullets? Because she wanted to grow bangs. Why did the man tiptoe past the medicine chest? He didnt' want to wake up the sleeping pills. What did the mirror do when the boy told it a joke? It cracked up. What did the train say when it had a cold? A-choo, a-choo, a-choo-choo-choo. What has five eyes and sleeps in a water bed? The Mississippi River. Why did the boy cut a hole in his umbrella? So he could see when it stopped raining. What lies around all night with its tongue hanging out? A shoe. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. Where do they put old worn-out Volkswagens? In the Old Volk's Home. What kind of clothing can you make out of banana peels? Slippers. When is a little girl's dress like a frog? When it's a jumper. What three letters do people hate to write? I, O, and U. What gives milk and has only one horn? A milk truck. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie-talkie. |
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